Paula Poundstone Quotes
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Paula Poundstone Quotes
- Name:
- Paula Poundstone
- Type:
- Comedian
- Nationality:
- American
- Birth day:
- December 29
- Birth year:
- 1959
- 1
Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas. Paula Poundstone
- 2
Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. Paula Poundstone
- 3
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name. Paula Poundstone
- 4
I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd done everything there was to do. Paula Poundstone
- 5
My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.' Paula Poundstone
- 6
My mom said she learned how to swim. Someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. That's how she learned how to swim. I said, "Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim." Paula Poundstone
- 7
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. Paula Poundstone
- 8
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling. Paula Poundstone