Joey Adams Quotes
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Joey Adams Quotes
- Name:
- Joey Adams
- Type:
- Comedian
- Nationality:
- American
- Birth day:
- January 6
- Birth year:
- 1911
- 1
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. Joey Adams
- 2
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you. Joey Adams
- 3
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. Joey Adams
- 4
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. Joey Adams
- 5
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. Joey Adams
- 6
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. Joey Adams
- 7
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it. Joey Adams
- 8
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.' Joey Adams
- 9
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does. Joey Adams
- 10
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win. Joey Adams