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Jay Leno Quotes
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According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it. Jay Leno
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Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution. Jay Leno
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CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it. Jay Leno
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Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. Jay Leno
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Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. Jay Leno
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Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Jay Leno
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I think high self-esteem is overrated. A little low self-esteem is actually quite good. Maybe you're not the best, so you should work a little harder. Jay Leno
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If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. Jay Leno
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If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. Jay Leno
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If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. Jay Leno
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Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal injection. But they also went on to say that the patient would have to be really, really behind on payments. Jay Leno
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Politics is just show business for ugly people. Jay Leno
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The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. Jay Leno
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The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. Jay Leno
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The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. Jay Leno
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The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. Jay Leno
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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. Jay Leno
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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. Jay Leno
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Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! Jay Leno
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Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced they're getting back together. You know what that means? There's still hope for Ike and Tina Turner. Jay Leno
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You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh. Jay Leno
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You know what they should call this war - Son of Bush vs. Son of a Bitch. Jay Leno
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You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. Jay Leno