tampon plug
you might be a redneck if your husband used a tampon to plug the bathroom sink.
Redneck Defined
You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You and your dog use the same tree.
You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending upon how much gas it has in it.
You might be a Redneck if..
Your underwear doubles as your bathing suit.
You might be a Redneck if..
You refer to your mother and mother in-law as duel air bags.
You might be a Redneck if..
You have ever been accused of lying through your tooth.
You might be a Redneck if..
Your family tree does not fork.
You might be a Redneck if..
You have hot flashes at a cattle auction.
You might be a Redneck if..
You might be a redneck if you climb to the top of a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister’s honor.
You might be a Redneck if..
You might be a redneck if you have more than one living relative named after a southern civil war general.
You might be a Redneck if..
IF YOUR GUN RACK HAS A GUN RACK.