Vice-president of the United States.
Q: What’s the best job a dumb blonde ever had? A: Vice-president of the United States.
How many Democrats does it take to change a light
Q: How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb? A: It’s irrelevant; they still don’t know they’re in the dark!
Have you heard about the new Bill Clinton doll?
Q: Have you heard about the new Bill Clinton doll? A: You pull a little ring and it NEVER tells the same story twice!
It would involve throwing away the best
Q: Why is Bill Clinton not circumcised? A: It would involve throwing away the best part.
He wanted to make an anonymous contribution
Q: Why did a Bill Clinton send an unsigned check for a hundred dollars to a charity? A: He wanted to make an anonymous contribution.
Why is Hillary suing Bill for divorce
Q: Why is Hillary suing Bill for divorce? A: Because he’s doing to everybody what he should only be doing to her.
Snap-On Tools, Inc
Q: Who was the biggest corporate contributor to Clinton’s campaign? A: Snap-On Tools, Inc.
The living proof of reincarnation
Q: Why is Bill Clinton the living proof of reincarnation? A: Because no one could get this stupid in one lifetime.
Maybe one in ten
Q: How many people work in civil service under Bill? A: Maybe one in ten.
Their other names for Bill and Al
Q: Who/what are/were Ren & Stimpy? A: Their other names for Bill and Al.