Doggie No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn’t matter, he’s not going to come anyway.
Dog gone It
What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper? Ruff!
Dogs and Dem Womenfolk
What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman yelling on the back porch? The dog quits barking when you let it in!
Dogs Take Their Licks
Why do dogs lick themselves? Because they can.
Don’t Got Milk?
What do you call a cow that won’t give milk?
A milkdud!
Don’t Welsh On Me
Why do the Welsh shag sheep on cliff edges? So the sheep push back harder!
Donkey and Onion
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes!
Donkey Compliment
How do you compliment a donkey? ”Hey, nice ass!”
Donkeys at Christmas
What do donkeys send out near Christmas? Mule-tide greetings.
Donkeys’ Quixotic Journey
Who do donkeys journey to the top of the mountain to see? The Wiseass.