Quotes & Jokes: Famous, Infamous, Funny, Amusing, Insightful, Intelligent, Sad, Moving

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You can also view quotes by author's nationality (country of origin) or profession/job.

We have over 40,000 individual quotes from famous, infamous and not-so-famous people. This makes QuoteUnquote.com.au one of Australia's largest quote databases.

About QuoteUnQuote.com.au:
There is nothing in life more inspirational than hearing inspiration and advice from others. Sometimes it is about getting a different perspective on things, at other times it's about reminding oneself about how sane and normal you are!

They say history repeats itself, but in reality, we're all just learning new things as life goes on, but that doesn't mean we can't learn from others. Quotes are often misued and abused for nefarious purposes, but they are also a source of inspiration.

We've just added a new jokes section, and we here at QuoteUnQuote also feel this is an appropriate extension to our website. After all, jokes and humour are what keep a lot of us going, getting us through the dark hours, or making light of our own lifestyles. Humour is one of the strongest tools people possess to both learn more about themselves, as well as about their society and humanity.

Site news & information:

News Update, September:We've just added a whole new jokes section, with over 5000+ jokes, check out the jokes here

News Update, 16th May: All the quotes have been uploaded into the system now.

News Update, 20th May: QuoteUnquote has been online for just over a month and we're getting almost 100 unique visitors a day! Soon we'll be adding even more quotes once we get the coding work done to improve our system. We'd like to thank FreeHost.net.au for providing us with our free website hosting.

News Update, 30th July: Soon we'll be adding a whole new batch of more recent quotes, and new individuals, to the database, also we are looking to see if we can possibly add audio snippets. Obviously there are legal issues regarding this, so we are just looking into it at the moment.

Most Popular Searches for October 2008

100% of our traffic is from search engines, so it's interesting to see just what people are searching for before they visit our site. The following is just a tiny fraction of our searches, taking into account the most popular ones.

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Quite an interesting list, and no doubt determined much more by the powers of the search engines than by our site, but still, this is what drives people to our website! Note that although searches for "quotes" still dominate, we are starting to see more and more searches for jokes. I guess people still have a sense of humour after all!